I know it's been a while since I've posted anything of substance, but this just REALLY got me going.

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( picture of the review, and the email I sent )

Dood, some of you seem to have missed THIS POST and all I gotta say is: FUCK Y'ALL CUZ SHE ROCKS ASS.

and then I say WOOOOOO SCRU U CUZ I MAY OR MAY NOT LUBS U!

...or something. =D

reisaru: pirates vs ninjas
reisaru: WOOOOOOO
reisaru: It's alllll about the pirates
derek: omggg
reisaru: Hmmm?
derek: i like that
reisaru: hehe yay
reisaru: Are you a pirate or a ninja?
derek: both!
reisaru: NO
reisaru: ONE OR THE OTHER
derek: NO
reisaru: You can't be a pirate ninja!
derek: IM A STEALTHY PIRATE ASSASIN
reisaru: CAN'T
reisaru: BE
reisaru: Pirates have peglegs!
reisaru: You can't sneak up on people with a pegleg!
reisaru: or a squawky parrot!
derek: IT HAS A RUBBER THING ON IT
reisaru: NO U FUKING CHETER

He r drunkie!

Well, not yet. But soon, if I have anything to say about it!

Finally there's enough light you can see her nose! All pictures so far have
just made her into a blob because she's so unrelievedly black.

I think the nieces are trying to take over though

That's right bitches! Envy me.

So here's why I needed a new phone.